Thursday, September 06, 2007

Lex Luthor: Moron

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see Lex Luthor:
  • Wear a track suit instead of Armani suits
  • Talk like some kind of VJ
  • Look like he's obviously uncomfortable talking like a VJ, but do it anyway
  • Not know the socially acceptable behavior for any given situation (i.e. whether or not he should remove his shirt in a parking lot in the middle of someone else's face-off)
  • Make up stupid answers to direct questions and expect to be taken seriously
  • Not be able to hang on to everything he wants just because he has money
  • Get served
  • Get told that he has a small dick
  • Have hair

Please rent Kickin' It Old Skool, starring Jamie Kennedy and featuring Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum (a.k.a. Lex Luthor when he was young and handsome and not played by an old fart).

Photos courtesy of Apologies to Michael Rosenbaum, who is totally hot in real life, ESPECIALLY when he's bald!

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