Saturday, April 07, 2007

My daughters have betrayed me

My life as I know it is over.


I suppose it was only a matter of time, really. I just didn't think it would happen so soon.


I blame myself.


I should never have got cable.


That's right, I am now facing the $64,000 question:


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


That's right.
Me.
Thanks a lot, girls.
And you too, Time Warner.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow. I didn't know you lived in a pineapple under the sea... I thought it was Houston. Did it flood or something? And how big can you get these underwater pineapples to grow? Is it hard to breathe under the sea? Gosh, so many questions...

;)