Dear Houston Rockets

You suck.

Nah, not really. You aren't that bad.

And I know the Denver Nuggets are a tough team, what with them being able to fly and all.

But you totally screwed up, Bettier, fouling that dude at 4.5 seconds left in double overtime.

I was willing to flash you if you'd won.

(Well, I was willing to flash the TV.)

BUT NO.

You can't hang on to a lead to save yourself from a titty-less existence.

So I'm just going to have to keep them right here under my shirt.

Do better next game, fellas.

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