Top Five Things That Suck about Potato Chips

1. Lay's potato chips have those sharp edges that get stuck in between my teeth or cut the roof of my mouth.
2. Salt and Vinegar chips; excuse me, but ew! And that's just smelling them from a distance!
3. Only corn chips go well with guacamole. You can't do, say, BBQ chips and guacamole, because it really just doesn't work.
4. The salt content is too high, unless you get the salt-free kind, which taste too crappy to want anyway.
5. So fattening that I'm gaining wait just thinking about it.

On the other hand...

Yum!