So today I'm watching Everyday Food on PBS, and there's a recipe for Southwestern Chicken Wraps.
Yeah. Because in the southwest, they call chicken, beans, tomato, and avocado on a tortilla a "wrap."
It's a taco, bitch. It has always been a taco, it always will be a taco, and no amount of white-lady influence will ever make it anything else but a taco, not even the use of whole-wheat tortillas. The only thing that makes it something other than a taco is the method you used to wrap it up. Now it's a burrito.
The only good things I can say about this are that the chef didn't pronounce tortilla like "tor-TILL-ee-ah" and that the overall food seemed like it would taste good.
Wraps indeed. Damn Martha Stewart productions...