An actual conversation betwixt Bizarro Dad and myself:
BD: Why did you sit the baby in her little TV chair at her little table for breakfast instead of in her booster seat at the big table?
Me: Oh, the booster was covered in frost this morning.
BD: ...What?!
Me: ...Oh, no, honey, I mean that I left it outside to dry last night after I rinsed it with the water hose!
BD: Oh, so it frosted over otuside! Okay, good. I was about to say...
Me: That we really need to get central heating?
BD: Exactly.
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