The following people were sexy:
- George Clooney
- Heath Ledger
- Michelle Williams
- Salma Hayek
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Jennifer Garner
- Rachel Weisz (yeah, I said it! Pregnant women are sexy and kick ass!)
- Nicole Kidman
- Jon Stewart (I think the grey hair is sexy)
The following people whould rethink their wardrobe:
- Charlize Theron
- Dolly Parton (she's actually quite pretty, but that white suit she performed in just made her look strange)
- Three 6 Mafia
- Ben Stiller
The following people need to shut the hell up:
- Joan Rivers
- I was going to think of more people here, but... Joan Rivers.
The following people get bonus points:
- Dolly Parton, for telling Joan Rivers, "Well, are yours real?" Yeah! Stick it to her, Dolly!
- Jon Stewart, for pulling off a difficult hosting job with grace, and for making fun of all the montages
- The Wallace and Gromit guys, for bringing matching bow-ties for their Oscars
- George Clooney, for that acceptance speech
- Reese Witherspoon, for thanking her parents in full, and not in passing
- The Academy, for not letting one movie sweep the whole thing
2 comments:
Know what? I had no interest in watching the show. After reading your comments, I wish I had. ;)
Ditto Momma M.
Really, I've lost interest in what Hollywood thinks is good or not. Contrary to their opinion, theirs is not the "Voice of America"
But I'm glad that it turned out a bit better than what I thought...
I did hear some of Jon Stewart's remarks, and he had some good ones. And those Wallace & Gromit bowties... HA!
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